Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan

16

Feb

Do you ever think maybe you’ll be the first person to live forever thanks to your impeccable fitness regimen and homemade protein shakes that contain 30% whale butter and over 43% live bees, only to realize that in order to reach your goal of being the world’s oldest hermaphrodite you should really cut back on all the risky activities you participate in, like skydiving, practicing “Pražnjenje Želuca”- the ancient Croatian art of competitive vomiting, and sharing underwear with Courtney Love?

Do you ever think maybe you’ll be the first person to live forever thanks to your impeccable fitness regimen and homemade protein shakes that contain 30% whale butter and over 43% live bees, only to realize that in order to reach your goal of being the world’s oldest hermaphrodite you should really cut back on all the risky activities you participate in, like skydiving, practicing “Pražnjenje Želuca”- the ancient Croatian art of competitive vomiting, and sharing underwear with Courtney Love?

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