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Dec

REMEMBER: When you sleep with someone, you’re sleeping with EVERY person they’ve ever slept with, lived near or gotten a parking ticket from, and also most of their coworkers and some people they met at an art gallery that one time.

(If you go to the same kind of parties I do or have ever responded to one of my ads on Craigslist.)

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