londoings:

No offense to Tumblr, but I just don’t seem to have the time to do it. Hopefully everyone can find me on Twitter or Facebook, until I inevitably drop out of those too out of general annoyance.  Or, my e-mail and stuff is at the top of my page.  Also, I think I would make a fantastic pen pal, and I would like a reason to purchase and use some classy stationary, so you can request to reach me that was as well.

Thank you. I think I’ll go take a nap.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I’m sorry. That sounded comically insincere when I read it back, but I’m genuinely upset.

I guess I’ll always have the memories, like the one a few years ago when we went to our boss’s beach house for the weekend, but when we got there he was dead, and we had to pretend he was alive for a little over an HOUR AND A HALF.

Wait, I think I’m confusing my memories of our friendship with Weekend at Bernie’s.

What an awful, awful film.