Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan

20

Sep

I hate when you go to make a call but get that weird tone because you’re on your office phone and you forgot to dial 9 for an outside line, so you try dialing again but then can’t remember whether you need to dial 9 plus 1 and then the area code, or if you can just dial the seven digit number but by then the guy who was choking already passed out so you just go back to looking at pictures of celebrity nip slips on the internet.

  1. robisanevilgenius posted this