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Sep
londoings-deactivated20110626 asked: Sometimes I find myself daydreaming about walking on a homey forest trail and whistling a delightful tune, and hearing it, friendly woodland creatures unexpectedly reveal themselves to me (by reveal themselves I mean come out of hiding, not what Aunt Trudy did that one time at Subway), they dance around me, birds land on my shoulders and sing along, and everything is having a glorious time, but then you walk up from the other direction cheerier and singing a nicer song and all of them leave me and go to you instead. What I am wondering is if this is a legitimate concern I should have or if I am all worked up over nothing...?
I’d say you most definitely have a legitimate concern. This one time, my cousin Rick drank a bunch of cough syrup and took his pants off in an Arby’s. Also he made some disturbing comments about how blue he thinks my eyes are. Basically what I’m trying to say is, chin up. We all have our own “Aunt Trudy”. And mine’s not allowed to reside within 1,000 feet of a school or park.
